Contractors’ Dream

As a contract programmer,
I wish some of these
things
had happened to me.

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align="right">5. Your last pay deposit includes a 12-month
retroactive raise. (Yes, your boss’s counteroffer for you to stay
and protect him from his incompetence.) The HR department calls two
months later asking where you now bank. – At the Bank of
Nunna-Yur-Bizniz

April Fools

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The story
behind the Parrot
is that it was all just a prank. I’m a news
junkie. Especially when it comes to technical news about
programming languages. This one had me fooled. There were lots of
other pranks out there on the Internet this year. Did any of them
fool you?

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