Dunkin’ Donuts Founder Dies

Heard on the Jay Leno show:

The founder of the Dunkin’ Donuts franchise died recently.
Doctors say they knew he was gone when his eyes just
glazed over
.

380,000 people showed up at his funeral, and that was
just the police officers
.

He was buried in a box with 11 other guys. His family said his death has left a big hole in their lives.

Where’s PETA now?

Environmental Whackos

 Animals are being killed in huge numbers in Zimbabwe, but
they’re not screaming about it. Why not? I think I know.
There’s a line in the WND article that talks about “land
redistribution.” PETA can’t object because they’re communist
sympathizers and they want to see wealth redistributed. If a few
hundred elephants and rhino’s get killed in some third-world
country, these watermelons don’t care.