New Trommetter Times

Ever wanted to be able to post in
the future? It may not be possible to do exactly that, but you
can make it look you did.

On Nov. 6, Count Dracula perishes under the knives of Jonathan Harker and Quincey Morris.

Republicans snagged the Senate, but does that mean anything
will change? Probably not. It’s not the revolution we need to
take America back.