Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals

As read by John Kerry on The Late Show.

10. No estate tax for families with at least     two U.S. presidents.

9.  W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8.  Under the simplified tax code, your refund cheque     goes directly to Halliburton.

7.  The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair,     it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous,     finely groomed hair.

6.  Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off     the entire U.S. Constitution.

5.  Texas Rangers can take a business loss for     trading Sammy Sosa.

4.  Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa     to cover the whole damn thing.

3.  Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2.  Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it     "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1.  George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging    our entire future.

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