New Trommetter Times

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents…

Expos move to Washington, DC
The D.C. politicians
are at it again. They’re going to waste more of our money. Some people
may think moving the Expos to the Nation’s Capitol is a good idea, but
I think it’s a supremely bad idea.

Las Vegas; Norfolk, Va.; Monterrey, Mexico; Portland,
Ore.; and Northern Virginia also made bids, but Washington clearly took
the [...]