Don’t Forget to Vote!

Tuesday is Election Day. Here are some pointers to keep in mind when heading to the polls:

• If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long.
• The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don’t
  worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological
  problems that might arise.
• You might think it’s funny, but it’s disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."
• Tip for those on the go: Voting a straight ticket can save you up to 15 seconds.
• Remember that, as a member of a participatory democracy, you have a
  duty to make your voice heard on Election Day. If you find that idea
  hard to grasp, think of it like the lotto: You can’t win if you don’t
  play.

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