Where are the Environmentalists?

Environmental Whackos Life

Abortion Practitioner May Have Contaminated River by Disposing Babies

A New Jersey abortion practitioner may have contaminated a local river when he improperly disposed of "medical waste" — the dead bodies of those unborn children who died from abortions. Flavius Moses Thompson, owner of the Pleasant Women’s Pavilion abortion facility, has been charged with flushing the bodies of the babies down a toilet. Now, investigators are examining whether the Metedeconk River may have been contaminated as a result.

So where are the environmentalists? Shouldn’t they be up in arms because this doctor is spoiling the environment? O wait, that’s right. They want babies to be killed because they’re also for zero population growth.

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Laugh, It's Funny

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
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Lost

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I’m in a small boat at sea; tossed about by the waves and winds of a storm. I’m trying to communicate with other ships at sea, but my messages aren’t getting through and I can’t clearly hear what they’re saying. I want to find my way back and I’m rowing as hard as I can. As long as I can keep the boat pointed in one direction I’ll find my way back to land.

Libertarians Give Bush Credit

Libertarians

…for starting Social Security debate

The Libertarian Party, which has been urging Social Security privatization for decades, today credited President Bush for starting the debate but said his proposal falls far short of the truly private, no-strings-attached plan that the American people really want.

"The first step toward solving a problem is admitting that a problem exists, and Bush has done that," said Libertarian Party Executive Director Joseph Seehusen. "Now we need to make sure that the American people don’t get hoodwinked again by false promises about where their retirement money is going and who controls it."

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