New Trommetter Times

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‘We R Stuck Hear N Irak’
As a national uproar continues over comments by Sen. John Kerry suggesting American troops were lazy and not bright, President Bush is hammering Kerry and fellow Democrats for their lack of strategy for winning the war in Iraq, while troops themselves are mocking Kerry. In a photo circulating the Internet today, soldiers were shown holding a banner with intentional misspellings reading: “Halp Us Jon Carry – We R Stuck Hear N Irak.”

Jihad is fun! Vote Democrat!
Democrats can’t not be crazy. They will instantly set to work enacting a national gay-marriage law, impeachment hearings, slavery reparations and a series of new federal felonies for abortion clinic protesters. The only way to get Democrats to focus on terrorists would be to convince them that the terrorists are interfering with a woman’s right to choose or that commercial jetliners exploding in midair are a threat to America’s wetlands.

Will people listen when it’s not Marty McFly talking?
Mary, who has Muscular Dystrophy, tells in her own words that she wants to be cured, but not if it means destroying another human life, “After all, you and I began as tiny human embryos, too.” Mary points out that thousands of patients have been successfully treated with adult stem cells, and none with embryonic stem cells, and directs viewers to StemCellFacts.org.
Sanford’s alienation of some party stalwarts leaves him hunting for votes
These should be easy days for Republican Gov. Mark Sanford who’s far ahead of his Democratic challenger in cash and ads in the final week before Election Day. Despite leading the GOP ticket that’s dominated state politics for a decade, Sanford’s penny-pinching political style and libertarian leanings have peeved party regulars. He often says he’s running his campaign like he’s one vote short of securing his second term.
What Al Gore’s Movie Says Isn’t News
How important is global warming in Maine? Not important enough for local television. Michael Palmer, the general manager of television stations WVII and WFVX, ABC and Fox affiliates in Bangor, has told his joint staff of nine men and women that when “Bar Harbor is underwater, then we can do global warming stories.”