From the makers of Obama Waffles, comes this tasty new treat!

Yes, your hunt for a new flavor sensation is over. Each box of Mooseburger Helper contains snowflake and real moose-shaped pasta and a delicious Wisconsin cheddar cheese sauce. Just add moose meat for a robust treat. (City dwellers may substitute hamburger.) While feasting on a heaping helping, enjoy the playful political satire on the box.

I gotta get me some of this! Looks like doggone good stuff.