Beepilepsy Defined

[Topic: Hardware] This morning, I was reminded of a definition I heard a few years ago. A pager went off in our office and several people clutched their belts to see if the page was for them.

beepilepsy: The spastic jerking that happens when someone’s pager has been set on “vibrate.” (Cf. “bleepilepsy” for fun and “epiliptic fits” for information.)

What will the criminals think?

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The cops in Atlanta
are thinking about href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020423/ap_on_re_us/atlanta_scooters_3&printer=1"
>using segway scooters to chase down the
bad guys. Would this really work? How do you draw your weapon
and maintain control of the scooter? I suspect this program
would draw a few snickers from the criminals. I think the
thought of police on >Segway scooters is kinda’ funny.

Dad @ Heaven

height="80" align="right" alt="Topic: Religion">Saying “Our Fathers”
will never be the same again.

dad@hvn, ur spshl. we want wot u want & urth 2b like hvn. giv us
food & 4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz. dont test us! save us! bcos we
no ur boss, ur tuf & ur cool 4eva! ok?