UNCW’s Ivory Tower Critic, Mike S. Adams, leads us off today with two great opinion pieces.

• More Lott, Less Moore
  Last semester, one of my students told me that he was down on America. In fact, he said that he was ashamed to be an American.
• Professors of the world, unite!
  After reading this editorial, you may no longer feel inclined to dig
  deep into your pockets to help your local university or your alma mater.
• Energy disinformation
  Blaming cyclical swings in energy prices on SUVs may be politically correct, but it’s really quite absurd.
• Media recruiting less credibility
  Following the Pew Research Center’s latest survey, which shows the
  public’s continued distrust of the American media, one might think the
  press giants would be more careful about their public associations and
  agendas. One would be wrong.

Most of today’s opinion articles have a summertime theme.

• Summer de-programming

  The summer is a good time to let young people know that what they have
  been told in class is not the only side of the story or the only way to
  look at the world.

• A Traditional Southern Wedding
  Well, once again it seems that I have offended campus gay activists
  with my most recent article, “Dispelling myths about gay activism.”
• Teacher unions get active
  School’s out, but the nation’s teacher unions will be working overtime this summer to help elect John Kerry president.
• Bill’s boring book of bunk
  So Bill Clinton has written a 957-page book about his life. It appears to be the literary equivalent of the movie ‘Airplane!’
• Dodgeball: Underdogs, Not Victims
  Dodgeball, according to dodgeball great Patches O’Houlihan, is a game
  of ‘aggression, exclusion, and degradation.’ Liberals everywhere are in
  a tizzy.
• I thought urinals were for men!
  Are you a boy or a girl? Ask any 3-year-old that question, and get a straight answer.