Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.
We can solve all of these problems in three easy steps:
- Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
- Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the levies.
- Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?



at the NEA. There goes their educational 
