I got this joke in my e-mail today and it was so funny, I just had to post it here!

After dying a death as a martyr, Osama made his way to the pearly
gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington, “How dare you
attack the nation I helped conceive!” yelled Washington, slapping Osama
in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. “You wanted to end America’s
liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next, and said, “This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense!” He took a sledge hammer
and whacked Osamas’ knees.

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