I’m really tired of hearing about how someone flushed a Koran down the toilet at Camp X-Ray. The first time I heard it, I thought it was a ridiculous claim. “How can you flush an entire book down the toilet?” I thought. If the Koran is anywhere near the same size as your average KJV, then it’s impossible.

Apparently, I’m not the only one who had that thought. Frank Salvato wondered the same thing and came to the conclusion Cuban toilets are not better than ours.