Chuck Norris shared this little poem with all his WND readers. Thought it was good enough to share with my readers.

‘Twas the night before the election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

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Dear Congress: Put the Gun Down
Will 2008 be the year of the Chicken Little Congress? Or can the House of Representatives show the panic-driven Senate what it really means to be a deliberative body?
Feisty Palin stands her ground against Biden
Under intense scrutiny, Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin stood her ground [...]

Replace Biden with Hillary
Sen. Joe Biden’s a perfectly appropriate vice presidential running-mate for Sen. Barack Obama. He’s got 36 years of Senate experience, is a true intellect, a foreign policy expert, and a genuinely nice guy. But ever since Sen. John McCain added plucky Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to his ticket, the old [...]

Limbaugh rips into Barack Hussein Obama
“I know Jesus Christ. I pray to Jesus Christ all the time,” said Limbaugh.” I study what Jesus Christ did and said all the time, and let me tell you something, Barack Obama, you are no Jesus Christ.”
Amen, Brother Rush! Preach on, brother. (See also.)
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John McCain picks up endorsement from “Daddy Yankee”For John McCain, Monday was a low-key day that included an eyebrow-raising endorsement by the Puerto-Rican reggaeton star Daddy Yankee at a high school in Phoenix.I had no idea who this guy was, but apparently the young kids in Pheonix know the guy. One of Daddy Yankee’s biggest [...]