Media is Driving Romney’s Candidacy

The biggest mistake the Republicans made in 2008 was letting the lamestream media pick their candidate. The media wanted McCain to be the GOP nominee because they thought he would lose. (They were right.) If the Republicans let the media pick their candidate again in 2012, they’ll lose again.

That’s what’s happening with Romney. He’s the choice of the major media outlets because they know he can’t win. The media want to split the Republicans hoping the most conservative voters won’t vote for Romney and some third-party candidate will siphon votes from the Republican nominee.

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What’s the Media Spin on the Mid-Term Elections?

Politics

Everybody knew the media would spin this election as a Tea Party loss if any Republican candidate lost a Senate seat election. Predictably they’re focusing on the losses of Angle and O’Donnell. Since those two women lost, the Tea Party is a failure.
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Top Ten Proposed Changes at CBS News

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From the January 11 Late Show with David Letterman.

10. Stories must be corroborated by at least two really strong
    hunches.

9.  "Evening News" pre-show staff cocktail hour is canceled until
    further notice.

8.  Reduce "60 Minutes" to more manageable 15-20 minutes.

7.  Change division name from "CBS News" to "CBS News-ish"

6.  If anchor says anything inaccurate, earpiece delivers an
    electric shock.

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Top Ten Ways CBS News Can Improve Its Reputation

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From the September 22 Late Show with David Letterman

10. Stick to stories everyone can agree on,
    like cookies are delicious.
9.  Move nightly "happy hour" to after the broadcast.
8.  Stop hiring guys with crazy names like "Morley."
7.  Can't figure out if a news story is true?
    Let Judge Joe Brown decide.
6. Every time Mike Wallace tells a lie he gets a
    life-threatening electrical shock.

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