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The raid on Osama’s compound was live-tweeted

A huge window shaking bang here in Abbottabad Cantt. I hope its not the start of something nasty :-S
May 01 11 via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

An unknown IT security consultant became an instant internet celebrity by covering the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound.

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TSAnta Claus

Do not probe until X-MasNot even Santa can avoid a TSA “enhanced pat down.”

Unbelievable. I’ve been flying over 150 years and now I have to prove I’m not a terrorist? What was it, the beard?

The indignity of it all, that’s what gets me. I’m revered the world over. I get more fan mail than bin Laden and Obama combined. And I have to open up and spread ‘em for some rent-a-cop like I’m the grand poobah of al-Grincha. Some might call that fair; I call it naughty.

Whoa there, pal. Easy with that particular package, OK? If anything happens to it I don’t think even my elves could make another one.

Get your T-shirt here.

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