New Trommetter Times

Former Hillary staffers depart forlorn
“Where’s the nearest river I can throw myself in?” asked one forlorn former aide exiting the Pepsi Center.
Can we get Hillary to do that?
School bans pupils form doing cartwheels
Students were told that all unsupervised gymnastic movements outdoors were not allowed in an effort to protect [...]

Don’t mess with this pistol packin’ Granny
Leda Smith confronted the 17-year-old thief with her handgun and forced him to call police.
Another vulnerable citizen was saved from being robbed and possibly harmed by the 2nd Amendment.
Poll shows McCain in 5-point lead over Obama
In a sharp turnaround, Republican John [...]